I lost my sense of wonder at a young age. When your sister ruins everything but the tooth fairy for you, BEFORE your third birthday, you begin to see things as they really are, rather than for the magic behind them. Tinkerbell had a harness, and fireflies glow due to a chemical interaction of the enzyme luciferase, [...]
Archive for June, 2009
Socotra – Martian Island’s
Posted in My Life, weird things, tagged Darwin, Dead Sea, Dr. Seuss, Egypt, Israel, Jordan, Magic, Martian Landscapes, Petra, Pyramids, Socotra Island, Tooth Fairy, travel on June 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Filipino Bone Collector
Posted in sociopathic, tagged bad taste, bone collector, cliff face, czech republic, graves, hanging coffins, joke, michael jackson, mj, ossuary, philippines, poor taste, sagada, sedlec chapel, skulls on June 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
With the topic of death looming in every ones minds these past few days, a friend of mine and I got on the topic of burial or cremation. Now she also just sent me the best/worst MJ joke ever: So since Michael Jackson is 80% plastic anyways, he won’t be cremated, instead he’s getting melted into [...]
The Hesitant Cannibal
Posted in My Life, tagged carnivore, dominican republic, goat meat, pet, pet goat on June 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Yesterday I was having a conversation about all the different kinds of meats I have consumed in my life. Coming from a long line of unhesitating carnivores, I was always taught that in order to be a meat eater, you must be able to kill what you eat. Now from a hunter gatherer point of [...]
Superstitious Much
Posted in weird things, tagged big bopper, buddy holly, darren mcgavin, dc metro crash, death of threes, dennis weaver, don knotts, ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, janice joplin, jim morrison, jimi hendrix, law of threes, michael jackson, mj, ritchie valens, three people die on June 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
With the recent tragic deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon, the myth that famous people die in threes seems to strike again. This law of threes began with the untimely deaths of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the “Big Bopper,” in a plane crash in 1959. Since the crash, there have been [...]
No Shit Surelock
Posted in pop culture, tagged bad haircut, commercial, hair, no shit sherlock, shaved on June 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Most clever commercial of all time.
And here’s a picture to go with it…
Class. Class. Class.
Pirate Safaris
Posted in Fun Things, tagged africa, cruise, pirate, pirate hunting, pirate hunting cruise, safari, somali pirates on June 25, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Something that has always been on my list of things to do before I die is an African Safari. I have only penetrated the North Coast of Africa (Egypt and Morocco), and unfortunately have yet to make it beyond this barrier. But a safari seems like the perfect way to integrate travel, adventure, and an [...]
Infant + Cop + Crack = Best Time Ever Had in a Backseat
Posted in sociopathic, tagged breast feeding, crack baby, arrests, prostitute on June 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
In reading about the recent North Dakota arrest of a woman who pleaded guilty to drunk and disorderly breast feeding. Seriously? I don’t know if I am more surprised that this is the first time I have ever heard of such an accusation being made, or that it doesn’t happen ALL the TIME. A felony charge though, I [...]
Walken Puts a Ring on it
Posted in celebrities, tagged alien ant farm, beyonce, christopher walken, coloring book, cutout, mask, single ladies, smooth crimina, video on June 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I found this AWESOME mask today and felt like it was something that needed to be shared with the world (aka the 4 of you out there who actually read this shit). This mask is really a union of 2 things that I love in this world – coloring books, and Christopher Walken. After recently [...]
Ugly Baby Chazy?
Posted in pop culture, tagged bias, chaz, cher, nurseryu, pretty people, science on June 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
This may seem unsympathetic and tacky, considering whats going on with her / him at the moment. But this photo is simply too good to keep under wraps (thanks Lyssie for this nugget of glory). This TIME article claims that: ”It’s never been a secret that beautiful people get more breaks than everyone else, nor that [...]
50 reasons to dental dam
Posted in sociopathic, tagged 50 reasons, entertainment, humor, Maclaren's, Sex on June 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I love lists. Often enough, moments after writing one it’s already tangential to my existence. But when I happened on this list I couldn’t help but laugh. Not only is this list written on a bar napkin, the fact that she had to write it at all begs the question of whether it was produced in [...]
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