Lets just say that although Russia is going to great efforts to makeover its image, strange things are happening. This week in Russia headlines focus on: World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos, and Russian beauty’s silicone breasts burst during transatlantic flight. In these unrelated incidences one woman, after giving birth to her children found that her PC muscles were weakened to the point that no kegel ball could repair. Returning from the depths of muscular atrophy, the Ruski read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. A Murano glass ball sitting idly by in her home fit the bill, and the ball was promptly inserted into her ninja slipper (thanks for that one E), allegedly becoming nearly impossible to dislodge. However, she was not one to give into a challenge, and now boasts a Guinness Record, as well as a business venture in HooHaa balls.
Sophia Rudyeva, Miss Russia 2009, was rushed to the hospital, after collapsing in an airport, where doctors found that one of her silicone implants had become damaged en route. The flight alone was not the sole cause for the uhhhh rupture…“The lady must have had problems with her bust before the trip, and the pressure change and overload during the flight worked as catalysts.”At the moment Irena is out of harms way, in bed and under medical surveillance. However, doctors seriously doubt that she will ever be able to restore her beautiful breasts to their former overlflowing F glory. However, nude pictures of the Beauty Queen have surfaced, free and loose for all to see.
Well Done Comrades.
