Hello my friends. Sorry about the longest hiatus in history. I have been bouncing around these past couple of weeks in true gypsy fashion, and have finally made it to a resting place (for now). To fill you in I am no longer homeless, I got into 1 female on female bar fight, pissed off [...]
Archive for August, 2009
Long Time Gone
Posted in Fashion, My Life, celebrities, tagged College, Gypsies, Kate Moss, Polio, Tequila on August 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Iz not my DRANK
Posted in Fun Things, My Life, pop culture on August 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Coca- Cola, I always love seeing what you come up with next. This however seems just plain nasty… The company is set to launch a new carbonated “vibrancy” drink which will be taste tested in areas around America, and will then rely on Americans’ taste-buds as to whether or not Coke should spread this product that the company claims [...]
Fawkward…
Posted in Fun Things, My Life, sociopathic on August 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I had a really awkward elevator ride today. It started with me storming into an elevator – coffee in tow – and screechingwhen I almost crashed into a man who already happened to be inside the death trap. I then inquired as to what he was doing in the Elevator to which he snarkily replied [...]
The DIRT on Heidi Montag
Posted in Fashion, Fun Things, celebrities, pop culture, tagged Brett Novek, Heidi Montag, Holly Montag, Maxim, Playboy, Sanjaya, Stephanie Pratt on August 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Remember when Heidi Montag’s sister Holly claimed that: “She’s not nude,” her sister Holly Montag told Us Weekly. “Her Maxim cover was so gorgeous and tasteful, and I know Playboy is going to be the same.”
And yes, Holly is dating Sanjaya Malakar from American Idol. Whereas Stephanie Pratt is dating Brett Novek of VH1’s [...]
Mattress Surfing
Posted in Fun Things, My Life, weird things on August 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am moving into a new place in a couple of weeks. And I may have happened upon some furniture in some back alley, super secret handshake sort of way (actually it’s a friend of a friend’s furniture that happens to be in storage). But the problem for me is going to be transporting said [...]
Google said Whaaaat?
Posted in Fun Things, My Life, celebrities, pop culture on August 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Oh treasures of the Internet. Somehow in the karmic justice of the Internet I got waylaid to this website. If you scroll down you will happen upon my personal favorite – do German’s play call of duty? slash do midgets have night vision?
Excuuuuuuse me?
And yes this is just a photo of the cast of Heroes [...]
Blog your way to a 401k
Posted in Fun Things, My Life, tagged Blog and Coffee, Blogs, CNN on August 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Apparently, blogging is good for the soul. I started this blog partially as a challenge, and partially because I found myself with countless hours of spare time at work. Now I have found that it not only gives me something to do when my boss decides that I’m too incompetent to handle anything, but its [...]
Herrrrrre’s Johnny!
Posted in Fun Things, Movies, celebrities, pop culture, weird things, tagged Dark Shadows, johnny depp, tim burton on August 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
New news on the vampire scene: Tim Burton and Johnny Depp set to collaborate again in a big-screen adaptation of the mid-’60s soap opera Dark Shadows, featuring Depp as the vampire Barnabas Collins.
Barnabas was originally portrayedby Canadian actor Jonathan Frid on the soap and in the 1970 feature film, House of Dark Shadows. NBC attempted a resurrection of [...]
Bringing Camel Back
Posted in Fun Things, My Life, pop culture, tagged 1 lb of meth, Beer Belly, Camelback, Wine Rack Boob Flask on August 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So I wanted to invent a camelback bra. The hesitant genius of this invention was that by getting yourself into trouble – aka sneaking booze into a concert/football game/other scenario where alcohol is of the utmost importance, you would also be getting yourself out of trouble because the amount of cleavage you have is inversely [...]
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