I love lists. Often enough, moments after writing one it’s already tangential to my existence. But when I happened on this list I couldn’t help but laugh. Not only is this list written on a bar napkin, the fact that she had to write it at all begs the question of whether it was produced in [...]
Posts Tagged ‘humor’
50 reasons to dental dam
Posted in sociopathic, tagged 50 reasons, entertainment, humor, Maclaren's, Sex on June 23, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The fork ran away with the spife?
Posted in Fun Things, tagged cutlery, fork, funny, humor, knife, knork, silverwear, spide, splayd, spoon, spork, venn diagram on June 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
For those of you who like to spoon after you fork, or like to go to Taco Bell just for their marvelous sporks (and okay maybe a cardboard Cinnamon twist or two…) comes the knork, the spife, and the splayd. In this time of diversification – the workforce, your stock portfolio, why not your silverware [...]
The American Dream
Posted in Fun Things, tagged american, aquarium, characteristics, christmas, cuisine, fish bowl, humor, innovation, santa, scene, sink, still life, toilet on June 18, 2009 | 1 Comment »
If I had to name just one thing that’s responsible for making America great it would have to be our innovative spirit. I think more than innovation what it comes down to is being able to take something that’s already good – say the chili cheese, bacon, hot dog – an American improvement on the old [...]
Things not to get caught on your screen at work…
Posted in Fun Things, tagged 99 things you should have alraedy experienced on the internet, Freerice, freerice.com, grapes in microwave, greg rutter, humor, internet, Microwaves, Peeps, Procrastination, SAT's on June 17, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Here are some of the best ways to entertain yourself / procrastinate / otherwise ignore reality:
1. Okay now this one is my personal favorite. I know I’m not the only one who like to watch things go boom. Ask my family – I had to be supervised when using the microwave until I was 17. No [...]
Stumble Nostaligia
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged humor, funny, Taxidermy, Squirrels, Hamsters, Stumble, stumble upon on June 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Now I remember back in Sophomore year of college when Stumbleupon got HUGE. I used to sit in my dorm room, on my school issued shitty IBM with 10 other girls while we all stumbled, played winterbells, distracted ourselves and generally ignored each other. But Stumble has undergone a revival in my life and I [...]
Fridays Musings
Posted in Fashion, tagged hit, humor, Jennifer Anniston, Joe Jeans, L.A. Candy, Lauren Conrad, Megan Fox, miss, Morton Salt Girl, Omnipeace, snarky, Tattoos, Zachary Quinto on June 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Hit:
Joes Jeans. The closest you can be to naked while wearing pants.
Omnipeace: A Los Angeles based fashion brand that aims to alleviate African debt and poverty by donating 25% of all its profits to efforts to promote peace, education, human rights in Africa by 2025. This brand is endorsed by such celebs as Courtney Cox [...]
what every sociopath knows
Posted in My Life, tagged DC, humor, life, party, party girl, republican convention, wild child on June 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Every Accidental sociopath knows a couple of things:
That nude underwear makes everything boring.
Tequila is not necessarily a breakfast food.
The only way to learn things is by trying them… twice.
As the youngest child in a family of three, the eldest, being a strong-willed flower child, taught me the glory of having thick skin, and often a [...]
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